Poem 1

Here is a poem I wrote at BYU after I saw a Discovery Channel special on repo men.

The Repo Man! The Repo Man!
When debtors go astray
He breaks into their cars at night,
And though the debtors want to fight
Though legally they have no right,
He repossesses with delight
And goes his merry way.

The Repo Man! The Repo Man!
To earn his meager pay
He exercises skills galore;
He picks the locks and cracks the door.
He was a criminal before,
Now it's a job and nothing more -
An honest man today.